Poor Richard’s Almanac for the Anus by Elizabeth McConnell
inspired by Benjamin Franklin

Treat Your Anus Like Your Eyeball

Diarrhea is the Sunshine of the Anus – Stop it to protect yourself

Only Water on the Anus

It takes a Village to care for a Patient

Who is your Village: Your primary care, hospital, pathologist, anesthesiologist, hospitalist…..

Your Goal is a Yellow Banana

Goldilocks and the Three Stools: the yellow banana is just right

Don’t polish your anus

Don’t Burn your anus with Diarrhea

The Perfect Stool: Fiber and Bacteria

Arizona Department of Health on Colorectal Cancer

  https://directorsblog.health.azdhs.gov/tag/colorectal-cancer/